December 12, 2007


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I fired up my heater for the first time this year.  The temperature hit 61 degrees (inside my house) this morning.  That’s “freezing” in LA, for all you East Coasters out there.


November 28, 2007

“Rage and Vanity”

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Chavez gets shit-canned. Then gets pissy.

Chavez cuts ties with Colombia

CARACAS (Reuters) – Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez cut diplomatic ties with Colombia on Wednesday and said he will not restore them as long as President Alvaro Uribe is in power after Uribe fired him as a mediator in hostage talks.

“I’m telling the world — as long as President Uribe is president of Colombia, I will not have any type of relations with him or with the government of Colombia. I cannot,” Chavez told a political rally in western Venezuela.

Chavez recalled his ambassador from Bogota on Tuesday and branded the pro-U.S. Uribe a “pawn of the empire” for firing him as mediator in talks to free hostages held by Marxist guerrillas in Colombia.

Uribe, a conservative, is Washington’s closest ally in South America. He said on Wednesday that Chavez, his ideological opposite, should stop acting with “rage and vanity.”

The dispute threatens to damage the $6 billion in bilateral trade between the Andean neighbors.

September 11, 2007

Dinner, 9-10

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Chipotle Chicken a la Whole Foods
Home-made guac
A couple cut tomatoes
Some corn chips

“Dinner is served, Amigo.”

August 30, 2007


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Sigh. This famousness can really take a toll on a person.


August 28, 2007

Hidden Gems of the West Side Highway

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A trapeeze school, located on the West Side Highway, in New York City.  Apparently, classes begin at sunset.

August 16, 2007

Welcome back to NYC Allen!

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…Where the Yankees are STILL behind…

August 12, 2007

Grown Man Game for Ya Bluetooth

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We’re listening to the rap music.

But the rap music is also listening to us.

GIKKU in 07 ya’ll.

August 11, 2007


Mike @ 10:37 am   |  Comments (2)
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Allen is 35 today.

August 10, 2007

Thanks Al!

Mike @ 11:44 am   |  Comments (1)
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Copy reads:

im in ur

Food Stealerz

Mike @ 11:35 am   |  Comments (1)
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In my office, it’s dangerous to store food in the fridge. Why? Because I’m gonna eat it. And I’m not gonna get caught. I might watch and wait, hanging low for awhile. How fast do you eat your little pudding cups? Do they linger long? If they do, I might take one and hope you forget about how many you put in there. Or do you bring in some leftover meats from last night’s dinner? If I’m really hungry, I might just take a piece of steak out of your tupperware, eat it, and no one will ever be the wiser. I’ve also been known to scavenge drinks and food from meetings and “hide” it in drawers and shelves in the fridge for later consumption.

We are urban animals. And in an urban environment, we must fight for natural resources, using wit and deception, in order to survive.

I don’t apologize for this. I merely fight to exist.



“Will you choose to survive…or starve?”

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