Mike, whatever it takes, you need to get this set up for your next party.

[Applause from the crowd.]

Sting: Thank you!  … I forgot what the next song is.

[Andy Summers starts playing a guitar riff.]

Sting: … What the fuck is the next song?

[Andy Summers looks at him and keeps playing the same riff, but doesn’t say a word.]

Sting: [listens for a few seconds] I don’t know what the fuck this is.

I caught the band Jupiter One at the Hotel Cafe here in LA a couple of nights ago.  They’re based out of NYC, and they kick ass.

One day, as the screen goes dark, I only hope that something as good as this would eulogize me.

P.S. This version of Pachelbel’s Canon needs to be in Guitar Hero.

It’s always nice to start the day off with a little Marley.

I’ve often thought this about many ladies, but have never found the words until now.

What you gonna do when we come for you, now?

“Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.”