Wife: “Honey, I’m sick of choosing between Couque and Ass.  Isn’t there a way I can get both at once?”

Hubby: “Why, funny you should ask!  Try this new cookie… it takes the hardness of Couque and combines it with the chocolately goodness of real Asses.”

Wife: “Couque d’Asses!  It’s like a party in my mouth… Mmmmm!”

(NOTE ALSO: This product is also described as “langue de chat”, or “cat tongue”.)

Rose Garden Inn, Telegraph Avenue, Berkeley, CA

9-1-07

North End, Parmenter near Hannover.

Cat #1: Are you going to finish that?
Cat #2: Nah, the wings are just too stringy.

Would this happen in Chicago? No.

Would this happen in LA? No.

Would this happen in NYC? No.

ONLY in Boston.

However, I am excited to categorize it as “Food,” “Boston Sucks,” and “Name That Stain” all in one post.

(Just added the full video, with EVIDENCE.)

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game… Name That Stain!