THE GEEK CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE

June 18, 2008

Always Complete Your Hotel Surveys.

—— Forwarded Message
From: “Rockey, Kevin”
Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:36:16 -0400
To:
Conversation: St Martins Lane
Subject: St Martins Lane

Dear Mr Hodgson
 
Further to your recent stay at St Martins Lane, thank you very much for taking the time to complete our website survey which has been forwarded to me.
 
Guest feedback is most important to us and your review will assist us going forward to ensure we are meeting our guests’ preferences and exceeding expectations.  Your overall positive responses and kind comments are very much appreciated and I am obviously delighted that you enjoyed the hotel.
 
Your specific comments on Sonia and Emily in particular will be noted on their files and shared with their managers, and I am very pleased that they demonstrated our core values and ethos so well.
 
Mr Hodgson, congratulations on becoming an uncle to Blake Thomas Batty, our congratulations also to your sister, and I hope you all have an opportunity to stay with us at some point!  When you have made a future reservation, please let me know the booking reference number so that I may personally oversee your stay, including complimentary upgrade and complimentary bottle of champagne.
 
I look forward to welcoming you back to St Martins Lane.
 
Warm regards,
 
 

May 16, 2008

Overheard on the 7 Train: Humbert Humbert Edition

Allen @ 8:26 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Lust,Short Conversations

Bald, Creepy Dude: [to mature-looking girl] Are you in school?

Mature-Looking Girl: I’m a senior.

Bald, Creepy Dude: [sliding closer to mature-looking girl] Oh that’s great, what’s your major?

Mature-Looking Girl: Uh, I don’t have a major.  I mean, not yet.  Maybe in a couple years I’ll have one.

Bald, Creepy Man: [stops sliding closer] You’re in high school?

Mature-Looking Girl: Yeah, I’m a senior.  In high school.

Bald, Creepy Man: … you’re, like, seventeen?

Mature-Looking Girl: Yeah.

Bald, Creepy Man: [rubs his soul patch] Hm… seventeen.

May 12, 2008

Ben, Allen: It’s ON.

Mike @ 7:51 am   |  Comments (2)
Filed under: Lust

Confession–Crush on Asian Men (out of town)

Reply to: pers-677022105@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-11, 10:52PM EDT

I have what I think is an unhealthy obsession with Asian men. I am a white female, 32, who used to be very open to all races but over the past couple of years have found myself more and more attracted to (and I fear obsessed with) Asian men, especially Asian-American men. I stare at them when I walk down the street, at restaurants, ball games and then post on CL’s MC hoping one of them will read it. I watch shows like Lost to see sexy Ken Leung and Daniel Dae Kim and took a date to see Lust, Caution just so I could see Tony Leung in those hot sex scenes. My friends don’t understand my attraction to Asian men, specifically Korean, Japanese, Chinese. I myself have a hard time articulating it, something about the nice skin, thick hair, beautiful shaped brown eyes, just so beautiful and sexy to me. I have dated quite a few Asian guys but nothing that worked out. One day I hope to find my perfect Asian mate. Well thanks for listening.

ps I am not from Boston, from another major East Coast city just felt more comfortable posting in another city. :)

April 29, 2008

Fire-n-Ice

Mike @ 1:43 pm   |  Comments (3)
Filed under: Lust,Morality/Ethics

That chick was HAWT!!! Btw, your apartment is on fire.

On Apr 28, 2008, at 11:10 AM, “Bad Todd”
wrote:

> Mike,
>
> Thanks for sending over that tasty dish the other night for ice.
> Wish we could have come over but my friends had their infant with
> them which made it a bit difficult.
>
> Dave in unit 7 called me out of concern. He said your smoke alarm
> is going off and it smells like smoke around your unit. I tried
> calling with and could not reach so I thought this may catch you.
>
> Call me if you need. 617-XXX-XXXX. I am in Maine otherwise I
> would try to help from here
>
> Bad Todd

March 5, 2008

Elf on Elf Action

Allen @ 12:46 pm   |  Comments (5)
Filed under: GIKKU Approved,Lust

I’ll take 2 elves over a cougar any day.

February 19, 2008

Sexy and 17…

Mike @ 3:16 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Lust

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January 19, 2008

Salaryman Reunification Schedule

1.19.08: Mike Boston, Allen LA, Ben Boston
1.20.08: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.21.08: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben DC (Current knowledge: 1.20.08)
1.22.08: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben DC (Current knowledge: 1.20.08)
1.23.08: Mike Boston, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.24.08: Mike New Jersey, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.25.08: Mike Upstate NY, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.26.08: THE END TIMES: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben NYC

December 21, 2007

::MESSAGE::::

Mike @ 10:37 am   |  Comments (3)
Filed under: Lust

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Walk in the footsteps of giants.

November 9, 2007

Aw, she called me her “unique!”

Mike @ 7:50 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Lust

This really hot girl just wrote me on match.com. Here’s what she had to say in her profile:

I beautiful and attractive, but unfortunately lonely. I already for a long time search for the second half.

The girl I very romantic. Very much I love the nature, walks under the star sky, especially to admire a sunset. But
here somehow one decline seems not such pleasant what it could be near to you, my unique. I very much want, that we
have as soon as possible found each other!!!

Each girl dreams to meet such young man who will love it and to care of it all life. And I, certainly as
well as everything, wish to love and be favorite!!! I am ready to give the future partner in life all heat and all
love!!! I shall make for it everyone, who in my forces. I shall be the kind, tender, loving and expecting wife.

This conversation could happen.

Mike @ 7:44 pm   |  Comments Off on This conversation could happen.
Filed under: Lust

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Me: I dunno, what?

T-Shirt Girl: I have really big tits.

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