March 3, 2008

Allen, do you know where I am???

Mike @ 1:41 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Advertising,Architecture,Travel


There were approximately 10 fellow Salarymen on the flight down from Townie Town. I slept the whole way.

I always exit out of the back of the Shuttle. We call that: Salaryman Movie Star Delusion.

The cab took the FDR.

It turned out I had not properly completed my reservation at Hotel X, so I walked next door to Hotel Y where I was thoughtfully accommodated.

I am preparing a sojourn to Island Burger where you will receive further reports.

3-3-08, Downtown New York City

February 29, 2008

Tweedlebugs in NYC

Mike @ 6:58 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Advertising,Food,Travel

It seems like every other day, I’m in New York City. Flying in at 5 PM. Having dinner with people I don’t necessarily want to have dinner with, sleeping, getting up early, going to meetings, and then flying out again.


The Ice Buddha, Megu Restaurant, 60 Thomas Street, NYC


Tuna and Kobe Beef on Fire (and on a hot rock). That’s extra pyro power.

And yes. I complain. But I do eat well…

February 8, 2008

What happens to a dream deferred?

Mike @ 3:53 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Advertising,GIKKU Approved,Travel


It gets discounted and sold for $2.99 at Reagan National in Washington DC.

February 3, 2008

Super Horny Green M&Ms Madness

Mike @ 10:42 am   |  Comments (3)
Filed under: Advertising


January 29, 2008

First iPhone post ever!

Mike @ 6:57 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Advertising

Just wanted to say I have a wanted technology. Alas I can’t upload pics with it…

January 24, 2008

Just Tarryin’…in Tarrytown, NY.

Mike @ 6:06 pm   |  Comments (3)
Filed under: Advertising,Travel


Main Entry: tar·ry
Pronunciation: \?ter-?, ?ta-r?\
Function: intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): tar·ried; tar·ry·ing
Etymology: Middle English tarien
Date: 14th century

1: a: to delay or be tardy in acting or doing; b: to linger in expectation: wait
2: to abide or stay in or at a place

January 21, 2008

Where do you GIKKU?

Mike @ 2:06 pm   |  Comments Off on Where do you GIKKU?
Filed under: Advertising,GIKKU Approved


Observation Room, Schlesinger Market Research Facility, 500 Fifth Ave, 10th Floor, NYC, NY.

January 20, 2008

Let the knaves know this: I am in The Palace.

Mike @ 10:38 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Advertising,Travel

Wenches, bring me my drink!


And my dwarrrrrvvesssss…


Palace Hotel. 50th/Madison. Manhattan.

January 19, 2008

Salaryman Reunification Schedule

1.19.08: Mike Boston, Allen LA, Ben Boston
1.20.08: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.21.08: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben DC (Current knowledge: 1.20.08)
1.22.08: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben DC (Current knowledge: 1.20.08)
1.23.08: Mike Boston, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.24.08: Mike New Jersey, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.25.08: Mike Upstate NY, Allen NYC, Ben Boston
1.26.08: THE END TIMES: Mike NYC, Allen NYC, Ben NYC

January 10, 2008

Market Research? Let Us Help You Help Your Customers.

Mike @ 6:40 am   |  Comments (13)
Filed under: Advertising,Travel

While staying at the hotel in London, apparently my name appeared on the Morgans Hotel Group SECRET GESTAPO LIST of VIP CUSTOMERS. They immediately called me and asked me to participate in market research so they could learn more about my LIKES and DISLIKES.

I was happy to oblige and offer my VIP opinions. Especially for the reward: which was FREE WEEKEND at the hotel.

I trust MORGANS GROUP EXECUTIVES will find my valuable insights useful for their future business decisions.



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