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May 19, 2008

Overheard at Duane Reade: Stuff White People Like to Say Edition

Allen @ 5:42 am   |  Comments (2)
Filed under: Short Conversations

[Saturday 8:45am, I walk up to the front to look for an iPod cable, since all the iPod accessories are behind the cashier counter.]

Woman in Jogging Outfit: [on her cellphone] …wait, hold on, I think someone’s cutting the line here… [to me] Hey, hey, excuse me, there’s a line here.  What are you doing? 

Me: Uh, I’m looking for an iPod cable.

Woman in Jogging Outfit: [embarassed] Oh, I thought you were cutting the line. 

Me:

Woman in Jogging Outfit: I have not had my coffee yet this morning, sorry.

2 Comments

1

That’s what happens when a Chinese Person cuts the line. White people ENFORCE.

Comment by Mike — May 19, 2008 @ 6:09 am

 
2

White people also like to say, “Whoa, looks like someone needs to switch to decaf! Ha Ha Ha!”

Comment by Caitlin — May 19, 2008 @ 8:25 am

 

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