April 30, 2008

Word from Townie-Town, muthafuckahs.

Mike @ 9:05 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: boston sucks

Paul Pierce flashes a gang sign at Atlanta’s bench.

April 29, 2008


Mike @ 1:43 pm   |  Comments (3)
Filed under: Lust,Morality/Ethics

That chick was HAWT!!! Btw, your apartment is on fire.

On Apr 28, 2008, at 11:10 AM, “Bad Todd”

> Mike,
> Thanks for sending over that tasty dish the other night for ice.
> Wish we could have come over but my friends had their infant with
> them which made it a bit difficult.
> Dave in unit 7 called me out of concern. He said your smoke alarm
> is going off and it smells like smoke around your unit. I tried
> calling with and could not reach so I thought this may catch you.
> Call me if you need. 617-XXX-XXXX. I am in Maine otherwise I
> would try to help from here
> Bad Todd

April 28, 2008

Two Great Tastes, Taste Great Together

Allen @ 1:41 pm   |  Comments (2)
Filed under: cats,lol*,Video Games

LOLcat + Call of Duty 4 = Epic Win!

Ben and I have recently been obsessed with Call of Duty 4 multiplayer.  We regularly get beat down by 14 12 year olds, who severely ravage our meager noob skills with high-pitched epithets.  And yet we keep playing.

Because we are Team Townie.

Another Dreary Day in Townie Town


April 25, 2008

Perfection Is

Allen @ 8:58 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: boston sucks,Food,GIKKU Approved,The Great Outdoors


April 22, 2008

Overheard in a Boston Coffeehouse, 10AM

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Filed under: boston sucks,Short Conversations

Man #1: Have you ever heard of the term… [whispers] ‘butt pirate’?

Man #2: [loudly] Huh?  Butt wha’?  PIRATE?

Man #1: [whispers] Yeah.  Butt pirate.

Man #2:  Whaddaya mean, like Blackbeyahd ah somethin’?

Man #1: Yeah, like that.

Man #2: Nevah heahd of it.

Man #1: [excitedly] That’s what we are!

Overheard at Fenway Park

Mike @ 7:50 am   |  Comments (5)
Filed under: boston sucks,Short Conversations


Chowder Girl: Getcha chowda! Chowda heah! Getcha chowda!

Man with blocked view [in low growl]: Get that soup outta heah.

April 19, 2008

Overheard at Karaoke Night

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Filed under: Music,Short Conversations

Girl #1: [finishing up a rousing rendition of “Hollaback Girl”] I don’t even know what a hollaback girl is!

Girl #2: Yeah, me neither.


Guy: It’s a whore.


April 18, 2008

The Measure of a Man’s Two Weeks

Allen @ 7:35 am   |  Comments Off on The Measure of a Man’s Two Weeks
Filed under: Short Conversations,Travel

photo: 7 pounds of dirty laundry, chillin’ in JFK Terminal 6.

Jetblue Check-in Woman: Sir, your bag is overweight.  It’ll be $20 extra, or you can take out 5 pounds of stuff.

Me: What’s 5 pounds of stuff, usually?

Jetblue Check-in Woman: Two pairs of shoes.

[I open up my bag and rummage.]

Me: How about two weeks’ worth of dirty laundry?

Jetblue Check-in Woman: [checks scale] 7 pounds.  That works.

April 16, 2008

The Boss Reads Gikku

Allen @ 3:03 pm   |  Comments (3)
Filed under: GIKKU Approved

 Bruce Springsteen put his weight behind Obama Wednesday.

The Boss Backs Obama

(CNN) — Rocker Bruce Springsteen has endorsed Barack Obama for president.

“At the moment, critics have tried to diminish Senator Obama through the exaggeration of certain of his comments and relationships,” said the New Jersey native, in a statement posted on his Web site Wednesday. “While these matters are worthy of some discussion, they have been ripped out of the context and fabric of the man’s life and vision… Over here on E Street, we’re proud to support Obama for President.”

Guess the Boss figured Obama was “Born to Run”. If he can give Hillary the “Tenth Avenue Freeze Out” on the “Streets of Philadelphia” next week, it’ll be “Glory Days”.

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