March 31, 2008

Overheard at a Red Sox-Dodgers Game

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Filed under: boston sucks,Short Conversations

I went to the Red Sox vs. Dodgers exhibition game this weekend at the Coliseum.  It was the largest baseball game in history, with 115,300 attendees.  This was my view from the very last row at the top edge of the stadium:


At the top of the 7th, it was 7-1 Red Sox, and a man wearing a Sox cap and t-shirt pulled down one of the many Dodger flags flying on flag poles around the top edge of the Coliseum.  This started something of a mini-riot, as everyone else wanted one too.  Pretty soon, nearly all the flags were gone, and the police were running up the stairs.

Crowd: (pointing at the Red Sox cap guy) He did it!  He did it!

Tattooed Guy Sitting Next to Me: Man, everyone’s a snitch.

Policeman #1: (to the Red Sox cap guy) OK, let’s go.

Red Sox cap guy: What?  What I do?

Policeman #2: (reaching into Red Sox cap guy’s back pocket, pulls out the Dodger flag) Really, you’re gonna lie to us?  Get up, let’s go.

[Red Sox cap guy gets up and gets escorted out.  The crowd cheers, then quiets down.]

Dodgers Fan with Goatee: (to the Red Sox cap guy, as he is led away) Yeah!  Boston sucks!  Hahaha!

Red Sox cap guy: Yankees suck!  Yankees suck! 

March 29, 2008

Do Not Incinerate

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Filed under: GIKKU Approved,Video Games


The Portal Companion Cube, now in a convenient, plush version.  Note: HUGE SUCCESS.

March 27, 2008

Song of the Day + LOLcats: End Credits to The Movie of My Life

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Filed under: cats,lol*,Music,Song of the Day

One day, as the screen goes dark, I only hope that something as good as this would eulogize me.

P.S. This version of Pachelbel’s Canon needs to be in Guitar Hero.

March 25, 2008

Stuff White People Like: Mike’s Version

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Filed under: boston sucks,GIKKU Approved

Utah Jazz Basketball Team
Scented Candles

Song of the Day: Easter Edition

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It’s always nice to start the day off with a little Marley.

Overheard at a Hipster Wedding

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Filed under: Short Conversations

Hipster #1: Hey, nice sunglasses.  Ray Bans?

Hipster #2: … 1943 vintage Ray Ban Aviators, actually.

Me: It looks like your suspenders are jerry-rigged to go down to your socks.

Hipster #2: This ain’t no jerry-rig, buddy.  It’s 1946 United States Marine Corps standard issue.  Vintage.


cf. “Vintage

March 9, 2008

She’s a Mixed-Up…

Mike @ 12:55 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: GIKKU Approved,Song of the Day

I’ve often thought this about many ladies, but have never found the words until now.

March 7, 2008

He had a “hand” in the dismantling of FARC.

Mike @ 5:13 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: GIKKU Approved,lol*,Morality/Ethics,Travel

Ivan Rios, whose real name was Manuel de Jesus Munoz, was one of six remaining members of the leadership council of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, or FARC.

“The FARC has suffered a new, major blow,” Colombian Defense Minister Juan Manuel Santos said, according to The Associated Press.

Rios was killed by his own chief of security, who offered items including the rebel leader’s severed right hand as proof of his death, the AP quoted Santos as saying.

Song of the Day: America, Fuck Yeah!

Allen @ 1:33 pm   |  Comments (4)
Filed under: Song of the Day

What you gonna do when we come for you, now?

March 5, 2008

Elf on Elf Action

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Filed under: GIKKU Approved,Lust

I’ll take 2 elves over a cougar any day.

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