September 16, 2007

No, YOU ah, ya QUEEAH.

Mike @ 12:16 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: boston sucks


“Contractions are for fags.”

Bank of America ATM vestibule, Hanover Street, North End, Boston

9-16-07, 9:40 AM

September 15, 2007

The Spirit of Townie Town Shall Never Perish From This Earth

Allen @ 12:59 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: boston sucks

ROCHESTER, N.H. — A Massachusetts man who insists his New Hampshire highway tokens are still valid just spent three days in jail because he insisted on using two tokens to pay a 50-cent toll.

Thomas Jensen, 68, of Braintree, said the state broke a contract with him and everyone else who bought tokens by refusing to accept them after January of last year. He was convicted of theft of services for continuing to use tokens after they were phased out.

‘‘I gave the state of New Hampshire money for the tokens, and I expect to be able to use them,’’ Jensen told The Patriot Ledger.

Jensen was driving to his New Hampshire summer home when he tried to pay the 50-cent toll with tokens, as he had always done.

The toll worker refused to take them and a state trooper at the plaza gave Jensen a citation. ‘‘(The trooper) said, ‘Just give him the 50 cents.’ I said, ‘I did, I gave him two tokens,’’’ Jensen told the newspaper.

Monday, a judge told Jensen he could pay a $150 fine, do community service or go to jail for three days. He choose jail.

‘‘Over my dead body was I going to give the state another dollar for the tolls,’’ Jensen said.

September 14, 2007

Leave Britney Alone!!!!

Mike @ 6:26 am   |  Comments (2)
Filed under: The End Is Near

September 13, 2007

I Like Turtles.

Mike @ 9:46 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Berries N' Cream,Short Conversations

September 12, 2007

Mystery Crankin’

Mike @ 10:53 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Lust,Morality/Ethics


Could you let her know I JUST WANNA TALK for a sec?


Hi all –

If anyone from this office has been calling this N. Carolina phone number – 919-XXX-XXXX, it is the cell phone of a woman living there who is a little worried about why a biotech advertising agency keeps calling her…please cease & desist.

Thank you.


Match the Quotes to the Pictures!

Mike @ 10:35 am   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Advertising


A) “Now I puts these glasses on you so the blood won’t spatter in your eye while I pull out your toofus.”

B) “Fuck. Looks terminal. Well. Anyone up for The Cheesecake Factory?”

C) “Now, you may see a penis as you start to black out. Just ignore it. It’s not real.”

D) “Daddy, you pee like a girl!”

September 11, 2007

Ghost-Friendly Interior Decoration

Allen @ 1:17 pm   |  Comments (1)
Filed under: Interior Design


I fully expect to wake up in the middle of the night and see undead spirits kickin’ it in my room.

Dinner, 9-10

Mike @ 5:38 am   |  Comments (2)
Filed under: Uncategorized


Chipotle Chicken a la Whole Foods
Home-made guac
A couple cut tomatoes
Some corn chips

“Dinner is served, Amigo.”

September 9, 2007

Daddy was a bad, bad man.


Rose Garden Inn, Telegraph Avenue, Berkeley, CA


Good Evening, Oakland.

Mike @ 5:08 pm   |  Comments (2)
Filed under: boston sucks,The Great Outdoors

This is a shout out to Gregory Crewdson.


All I need is a pregnant woman, a ray of light, and an overturned school bus.

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