THE GEEK CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE

June 26, 2007

WASP Noir

Mike @ 6:26 am   |  Comments (15)
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Hi, all…

Just in case we don’t return from Alaska:(…the keys to our safe deposit
box in the Northern Trust Bank on Rt. 41 in Naples…one in my files in the
“family room” left hand file drawer of the built-in desk…Northern
Trust…one in Dad’s desk drawer in our bedroom. Many important papers in
the deposit box. In Utah, The fireproof box in the pantry, lower left hand
cabinet, has some other important papers. Cars, etc. We have birth
certificates in both boxes.

I’m sure we’ll return, but it’s good to know where important stuff is.

Love, Mom

15 Comments

1

I don’t think this is exclusively WASP behavior. I get the same thing from my family too. Scary part is, I’m starting to think the same way.

Welcome to mortality, glad to have you here.

Comment by Allen — June 26, 2007 @ 6:48 am

 
2

That shit is MORBID, man!

Comment by Mike — June 26, 2007 @ 6:50 am

 
3

Morbid is having to fill out life insurance forms, and actually pondering who the beneficiaries ought to be.

You don’t even think about doing that when you’re 25. But you sure start getting into the nitty gritty of it at 35.

Comment by Allen — June 26, 2007 @ 7:46 am

 
4

How ’bout doing it at 19! Life insurance and a living will, I had to do it when I had Tal.

What in the world are your parents planning on doing in Alaska that requires your Mom to “tie up loose ends” before departure??

Comment by Maggie — June 26, 2007 @ 8:00 am

 
5

I don’t know! They’re going trout fishing, so go figure. I didn’t know trout could be so dangerous.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m leaving everything to Ben.

Comment by Mike — June 26, 2007 @ 8:05 am

 
6

In case I fall off half dome when I go in a couple weeks, all my important shit is…oh, wait, I ain’t got no important shit. Neverminds!

Comment by laaaaame — June 26, 2007 @ 9:00 am

 
7

Who gets your snarkiness?

Comment by Allen — June 26, 2007 @ 10:19 am

 
8

Allen, you are welcome to my snarkiness. The karaoke machine has already gone to Mike. (BTW, does it get any use???)

Comment by laaaaame — June 26, 2007 @ 10:22 am

 
9

No, I’ve hired people to sing karaoke for me.

They sound fucking AWESOME.

Comment by Mike — June 26, 2007 @ 10:52 am

 
10

Is that something like paying money to see bands play?

Comment by laaaaame — June 26, 2007 @ 11:13 am

 
11

I think it’s more like hiring ghost writers.

Comment by Allen — June 26, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

 
12

Wish me luck boys, I have both of my finals today.

Comment by Maggie — June 27, 2007 @ 4:21 am

 
13

Comment by laaaaame — June 27, 2007 @ 10:11 am

 
14

Eff! Why can’t I embed images?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/invisible-karaoke.jpg

Comment by laaaaame — June 27, 2007 @ 10:11 am

 
15

Nice! Mike, get that cat on your payroll and bring him on down to Karaoke 17.

Comment by Allen — June 27, 2007 @ 11:10 am

 

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