May 30, 2007

Overheard on JetBlue Flight 488 Long Beach to Boston

Mike @ 7:07 am   |  Comments (4)
Filed under: Short Conversations

Off Duty JetBlue Pilot: (to flight attendant) You guys get to have all the fun.

Flight Attendant: But you guys make all the money.

Pilot: (Pause)

Pilot: You want us to make all the money.



File under: Not-So-Clever Comebacks That Sounded Much Better In Your Head

Comment by Allen — May 30, 2007 @ 7:24 am


Aah, myriad are the joys of the cross-continental flight. On mine, I got the pleasure of sitting in a seat without a) a window; b) a reading light; and c) a functional headphone jack. So I got to read by the light of the window of the person sitting behind me until the sun set, and then usurp my neighbor’s headphone jack in order to watch The Pursuit of Happyness. Yes, I cried at the end. I’m a big fat baby.

Comment by laaaaame — May 30, 2007 @ 7:47 am


At least you had a TV…

Comment by Mike — May 30, 2007 @ 10:05 am


Oh no, not my own TV. I had an off-color 12-inch monitor in the aisle that I had to crane my head to see. My back’s killing from looking sideways and up for 2 straight hours.

Comment by laaaaame — May 30, 2007 @ 10:43 am


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